Feb 26, 2008 9:42 am US/Pacific
BB9 Blog: Operation Condor, Cacawwww!
LOS ANGELES (CBS) ―
Well, week three, here we are. Parker/Jen, maybe the most loved/hated pair in the house, are gone. (but not gone from sequester, I hear, which is odd)
It's interesting because now we have Alex/Amanda, another couple where the guy is basically well-liked, and the girl is irritating. Wonder if they'll go the same way as the last set?
Anyway, no one is more excited about Jen's absence than Allison. "I feel Ryan deserves better than Jen, so now we can concentrate on our relationship and friendship." You move on in there, girl!
Matt, on the other hand, is grieving. "The kid I related the most to is now gone. The most sexiest girl in the house to look at, even though she has a boyfriend, is now gone." Boo hoo. Don't worry, Matty, from what I hear of the After Dark sessions, you have plenty of other girls in the house who want to please you. Hyuk hyuk.
Meanwhile, Chelsia and James are enjoying their new powers as HOH. Chelsia, in particular, is VERY excited. Jumping around, screaming all the time. At first, I was wondering why she and someone named "Crazy James" would be teamed up. But now I'm starting to see it, as far as she is concerned.
Oddly enough, I think James might just be the smartest guy in the house. James: "It's good that we're in charge. We're shady people, so now we can get away with shady things."
But who should be worried about Chelsia and James' reign as HOH? Alex and Amanda.
Alex: "If we go out, it's Amanda's fault. She left a bad taste in everybody in this houses' mouths."
Amanda: "As soon as Chelsia and James won head of house, I think I threw up in my mouth. No bueno." No whato? What's that riff?
Chelsia and James get to see their HOH rooms and show off pictures of their families and pets. It makes everyone emotional.
James: "I've been on the road for 9 months. I don't have pictures of anyone. When I saw pictures of my mom and sister, that was amazing."
Chelsia: "Isn't my brother a hottie? He's single!!!
I'm not sure anyone on the outside would want a relationship with one of these house guests, thus far. The HOH couple promise Matt and Natalie that they are safe this week. James is gunning for Alex and Amanda, in particular.
James: "The top shelf (referring to the top row on the memory wall) must go. Jen and Parker, done. Alex and Amanda, done." He calls his plan "Operation Condor." "Neeeeahhh!!!!!!! The condor swoops and takes the top shelf. I eat, sleep and drink Condor right now."
Adam and Ryan are also down with the Condor.
Adam: "Cacawww cacawwww!!" Adam just doesn't get any less creepy, does he?
Back to some of our other "birdbrains," Amanda decides to take some initiative and talk to Joshuah about their very emotional, very mean, very absolutely insane fight.
Amanda: "You obviously tore me a new ***hole. I know you didn't mean the things you said, so I forgive you."
Joshuah: "I'm sorry for what I said. We will get past this..." This didn't seem all that sincere, did it?
Amanda promises that she'll take Joshuah to the final three. They should have a secret alliance because no one would ever suspect it. She then apologizes to him for "making him snap." Ughhh…and domestic violence counselors across America smack their foreheads.
Later on, Natalie is telling Amanda how much she likes Matt, and how she really feels they're on the same page.
Natalie: "I think we're like that movie 'The Cutting Edge' where we kind of like each other but won't admit it." (Is Natalie trapped in 1992?)
But, apparently, Matt is headed in the opposite direction around the old ice rink. "I love Natalie and all, she's a great girl, she's really nice, but I don't want a romance to distract me from this game." Riiiight.
Inside, all is not well in Faux-Lesbian Land. Allison thinks that she should pull Joshuah and Chelsia aside and tell them the truth about her and Sheila's fake relationship. Sheila is worried that their revealing their lie will backfire, but eventually goes along with Allison.
The food competition (finally!) is a pretty gross one. The teams must trudge through their watery back yard, filled with dead fish, and throw the fish into each other's nets. Whoever's net gets too heavy to hold first, loses and must go on slop.
Ryan: "The girls amazingly looked good with all the fish guts all over them. I love a dirty girl." Oh Jen, wherever you are, be worried. If your man is tempted by the smell of rotting fish, who knows what kind of trouble he'll get into in this house.
As a result of the competition, Amanda/Alex, James/Chelsia and Adam/Sheila have to eat slop for a week. Amanda doesn't like it. She thinks slop is "no bueno!" Then we get a hilarious montage of Amanda's overuse and misuse of the word. It is, unlike so many other things going on with these people, very BUENO!
After the fish-stink is removed, Chelsia and James are back in the HOH room. They talk about their feelings a bit and then, suddenly, they're heavily making out! Pink hair is flying in all directions! Maybe Ryan was right about the fish guts being hot?
At the nomination ceremony, it's clear that Amanda/Alex will be put up, but who will the other team be? Allison and Sheila, now that they've told Joshuah, Chelsia and James that they aren't lesbians, are worried that no one appreciated their little trick and now they'll be nominated.
But, in a surprise, it's Natalie and Matt. James says that this was strictly because they are the strongest players and can win the veto and, effortlessly, get rid of Alex and Amanda.
Natalie: "They complimented us by saying we're the strongest couple in the house. Well, I have the biggest guns for the girls, and I have two sets!" No argument here.
Matt is pissed at this betrayal from James. "Never trust anybody with pink hair. I am gunning for him and Chelsia, now"
What will the house reveal to us on Tuesday? Who do you think is most likely to win the Veto Competition? And, most important, do the house guests know about James' indeed "shady" past? What do you think?
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