Jul 24, 2008 2:59 pm US/Pacific
'BB' Shockers! Sex!! Jessie Naked! Keesha Topless?
LOS ANGELES (CBS) ―
Steven is out! And by that we don't mean out of the closet...although he was already that.
Steven, the openly gay rodeo-riding cowboy, was voted out of the "Big Brother 10" house Wednesday night. Shame. We liked Steven. But he was too aligned with the misaligned Brian to survive the house anger.
Steven was voted out 9-0. Not even his best friend ("you're like my sister") Keesha voted to keep his kiesta in the house. Double shame.
Okay, so as much fun as this cast has already been (the in-fighting, the complaining and the flirtations have already been top notch) Steven's goodbye speech (well, more like a rant!) was also a bit of a hoot. The speech was topped off with the most memorable exit line, perhaps, in the show's storied history.
He calmly said "Suck it bitches," and he was literally out the door.
Love this show!
Previously, Jessie the vain bodybuilder ("look at how shredded I am in this photo" he would tell anyone who would listen...ten times!) had fans here at CBS2, but...Jessie, Jessie, Jessie....your goodbye speech to Steven was off-the-chart ridiculous. Saying how Steven was lucky to "be able to workout with me" was so funny it was sad. Oy!!!
Note to Jessie: Keep your shirt off but keep your mouth closed.
And, no surprise, speaking of Jessie...he has been in the house less than three weeks and already Internet clam diggers are digging into his past. "Friends" who claim to know Jessie well have posted that he is not straight but gay. (With friends like these Jessie, you don't need enemas.)
And these "friends" have also posted a series of photos of Jessie naked (so far, no frontal nudity) where he shows a lot of his butt. In fact, we have probably now seen Jessie's rear more than his doctor. And closer up even. Note to Jessie: Keep your pants off, but your mouth closed. [If you want to see these photos, google Jessie Godderz nude].
And that's not all...Ollie (the preacher's son) and April (the buxom blond who let everyone feel her boobies to prove "they are real") have hooked up and apparently don't mind if America watches them do the do.
We can't show the video on this family friendly web site, but Ollie and April's wild sex romp (complete with oohs and ahhs and more oohs) is already a YouTube sensation. [The content of this video is rather adult, natch, so you will need a YouTube account to see it.]
Speaking of adult content, we heard this wild rumor that Libra had appeared topless in a slasher movie. Not Libra?!
We even spoke to some co-workers who claimed to see the rumor on the Internet. Try as we might to find it, we went ahead and speculated that, yes, indeed, Libra might have, maybe, perhaps (we hedged, yes) appeared in a slasher movie.
Ooops! Turns out it was Keesha, the aforementioned dishy blonde. Yes, this is apparently a sign to get our hearing checked....Libra, Keesha? They sound close enough.
Anyway, if Libra the housewife, did once appear in a slasher movie topless, we will no doubt hear about that, too, before this season is over.
So relax Libra fans. It wasn't her but her house nemesis Keesha who flashed her boobs on screen in a movie called "Fear Chamber." (See the trailer on YouBoob, uh, YouTube.)
Are these any nude skeletons in any other houseguest's closet? Who knows...but this is "Big Brother" and anything is possible!
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