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LOS ANGELES (CBS) ― This is a little "Big Brother" poem or rap,
but Thursday evening's show was so on tap!
Julie Chen started the hour by announcing a shock
by the end of the hour she promised the house would really rock.

Guess what?, she said to the surprise of the players
two would be evicted, would we say bye to the naysayers?
First on the block was Michelle in a twist,
She didn't see it coming. But if you ask me, she won't be missed!

From the time she decided to hang out with Jessie,
the best we could say is that her play got so messy.
She screamed and got angry like no one before
and when she realized she was backdoored,
oh! -- there were curses galore!

And Dan, whoa, he totally put the house in a ruckus,
Ollie screamed at him "Dan, man! How could you ...
[uh, you rhyme that one]."

Dan stayed above the fray and smiled throughout the day.
And when he won the power of veto,
that second time, Ollie knew he wasn't gonna stay.

During the first meeting -- after Memphis won the power of veto,
Dan shocked all by doing something way neato,
He got the remaining houseguests to do his evil bidding,
he got Michelle out so fast she could barely pout --
That kind of game play might have this guy winning!
And Dan in one hour showed he had maximum power
Before you knew it, both Michelle and Ollie were out!

Kind of ironic when you stop to ponder,
that the formerly meek Catholic high school teacher,
is the one who is now full of wonder -- and he
was the one who mightily backstabbed the son of the preacher,
and while Dan was taking down Ollie,
the other houseguests had to just laugh - oh the folly!

Ollie is off to the jury house with April,
while Michelle is planning her own form of revenge,
but now with only five houseguests left and none of them friends,
her revenge isn't going to mean much to anyone, heaven forfend.

Michelle, you yelled and screamed but your houseguests weren't impressed,
they didn't like your bark, your attitude or how you dressed!
You walked around saying you were so fine,
you could be, but why the hairstyle reminiscent of the Cowardly Lion?

Jerry continued to sleep through the game and when time came
to give the speech to remain, his reasoning -- "I'm old" -- was
truly so lame.
Still it was better than Michelle's pleas to stay or Ollie's for
that matter -- now both are on their way. Is that audience clatter?
Hooray!

When you watch "Big Brother" they say to expect
surprises,
but to be honest last night even wide opened
were both our eyes!

Keesha, Dan and Memphis truly make up a strong crew,
I haven't decided yet how each will do,
but only that in the next week or two,
the alliance will break and someone
will have to say "hey, screw you!"

That's the nature of the game of course,
And right now Renny is on a high horse.
She's ridden her alliance and she's getting meaner,
don't count her out, she survived Hurricane Katrina

Still, I think I'm going with Dan.
He might sometimes shoot from the hip
but I think the man's got a plan,
and -- who is next? -- probably Jerry, that dip.

Last week, I thought Dan's game was all crazy, but now
we know his mind is always working, the dude ain't lazy.
And not since those long ago days,
when Dr. Will backstabbed houseguests with ease,
Dan has this house pretty much on their knees

While Dr. Will would make his lackeys swallow his bitter pill,
Dan's in that same mold --
The boy can take a kosher pickle and turn it to dill.

It's a gift to be able to play with no heart,
and Dan began kinda slow but it's not how you start!

On any "Big Brother" but most especially 10" 
the most important thing isn't who your friends are,
it's who you don't backstab until the very end!

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